До свадьбы мужчина и женщина говорят друг другу: "Мне нравишься только ты",
а после свадьбы: "Ты нравишься только мне"
Любви все возрасты покорны,
Но осторожнее с резинкой - ее порывы плодотворны!
Счастливые ментов не замечают
Она говорит, что это было в экстазе, а я точно помню, что в сарае!
Ее ушами в холода
Я укрываюсь иногда
Zis is your cabten Haridi welcoming both seated and standing Bassengers on board of Egybt Air.
We abologize for za four days delay in taking off, it was due to Bad weazer and some overtime I had to but in at za bakery baking Ka'ak.
Zis is flight 717 to Alexandria Airbort. Landing zere is not Guaranteed, but we will end ub somewhere in Egybt.
And, if luck is In our favor, we may even be landing on your village !
Egybt Air has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety Standards are so high, zat even terrorists are afraid to fly wiz us!
It is wiz bleasure; I announce zat, starting zis year, over 30% Of our bassengers have reached zeir destination.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on bassenger request, we Can arrange to turn zem off in order to make sure you are feeling Comfortable!
We regret to inform you, zat today's in-flight movie will not be Shown as we forgot to record it from za television.
However, for our Movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Somalia Airlines, where Zere movie will be visible from za right side of za cabin window.
Zere is no smoking allowed in zis airblane. Any smoke you see in Za cabin is only za early warning system on za engines telling us to Slow down!
In order to catch imbortant landmarks, we try to fly as close as Bossible for za best view. If however, we go a little too close, do Let us know. Our enzusiastic co-bilot sometimes flies right srough Za landmark!
Kindly be seated, keeb your seat in an ubright bosition for Take-off and fasten your seat-belt.
For zose of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your Own belt to za arm of your seat .. And, for zose of you who can't Find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch wiz za stewardess who Will exblain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.
Sanking you all for choosing Egybt Air to fly for z first and Last time,
I Wish you a nice flight wiz Egybt Air,
Regards from ..
Cabten Haridi