Does anybody think that the lady is really beautiful?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/fem ...

I am sorry guys.where is located the theme *brush your English*?I need to read some pages.

Libanen airpilot
You can find a link to "Brush up your English" in my very first post on the 1st page of this thread. Good luck and thanks for your interest in English.

Mila Love/ Thank you very much))

Стервоточинка,

No, I don't think so. But maybe she was looking differently some time ago.

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She could have been relatively beautiful (in comparison with average western woman) but her smile by the width of the buttstock.

Наиgoodнейшего вам всем dayя!

2 Valti

Boots are off!

MSL, воистину off!
:-)

Gentlemen without shoes? Never, not appropriate))))In particular, if they are shiny ones. And a hat for a lady is a must!...)))

Mila, where do you see gentlemen over here? We're not from counts! We're pioneers the children of workers! ;-)

MSL
We are all children of our mother Nature! So some are bright and kind and some are just blind and deaf....So from what I can see I can make my own judgements. As well as anybody else can do so :-)

Nice picture... Both naked... Almost... He is in shining gum-boots and she is with a hat! Mmmm...
Connoseurs!

Connoseurs!
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Nice, indeed!))))

2 Valti
This reminds me an anecdote of lover who, being caught by unexpectedly returned husband, pretended an electrician fixing lamp :-)

pretended an electrician fixing lamp :-)

or a plumber, busy with a kitchen sink....

Or a pizza-boy...

to detour you a bit..;-)))
Specsavers- an optician company providing professional eyecare, glasses and contact lenses throughout the UK and other countries.
To boost their popularity they produce adverts and some of them are quite funny:
duty -free
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v ...

"sauna retreat"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?N ...

Husband: What are you doing here?
Lover: Fixing lamp.
But what for the condom on?
Lover: For isolation!
Husband: But why the "member" is up?
Lover: Under voltage!

By the way, there is a link below, quite interesting, for synonyms etc:
http://namingschemes.com/Main_Page

By the way, there is a link below, quite interesting

Well, it's interesting, but not much useful. Tried to resolve a conflict between 2nd Amendment and 6th Commandment, but neither one is in the list :)

Tried to resolve a conflict between 2nd Amendment and 6th Commandment, but neither one is in the list :)
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Snafu
between 2nd and 6th there are at least 4 more...)))

A desperate cat is a very clever boy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v ...

Snafu, here a simple solution: what came first.)))) 6-th Commandment is more important . 2-nd Amendment is just your right to possess. Nothing more nothing less))))

http://namingschemes.com/Main_Page

LOL :-) Really interesting link!

A bit from African reality:


Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the word "mañana" (pronounced “manyana”).

Diamond asked him to explain what it meant. He said that the term means "Maybe the job will be done tomorrow, maybe the next day, maybe the day after that. Or perhaps next week, next month, next year. Who really cares?"

The host turned to Mr Sipho Msondtlwana who was also on the show and asked him if there was an equivalent term in his home language.

He replied “In Xhosa we don't have a word to describe that degree of urgency."

ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0%


Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* it will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Concrete floors are very hard to crack

That's funny. But why those guys got 0%? I would rather give them the highest grade, just for open mind and creativity. And Q2 (Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?) should be a part of the exam for US Citizenship :)

Q: What steps are you going to take in case of home fire?
A: Large. And fast.

Valti
28/05/2012 [11:53:42]
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brilliant stuff!!))))

- Are you all right?
- No, I am afraid only half left.

Hippo went out 'cause of smile
Monkey choke with a banana...

to have more of witty answers have a look at:
http://www.fun-at-work.org/Wit ...

It's a doubtful honour to look like a kind of ass albeit smart...

Mila Love
- Are you all right?
- No, I am afraid only half left.

That is new for my "piggy bank". Thank you, Mila. :-)
My answer before was - I am all left)))))
Because the only long word you can type on keyboard with left hand is "Stewardess")))))
And I' ve already told my story about the words "Right" and "Correct" in our family after my first minor car accident on my first day driving a new car.))))

Right, left, medium... medium-rare, mashed potato and mushrooms, and a toll Sam Adams, please. Implicit association test passed :)))

I mean tall Sam Adams (hate this keyboard). Toll road, but tall glass :)))

Is the keyboard of your favorite Android? :-Р

Nope... On my Android (on all of them :) I switched the autocorrection off from the very beginning. It's my new Dell which I got from the company a week ago. We are currently replacing all laptops 'cause some managers can't handle them properly - spill tea or coffee on a keyboard, drop it from the table, damage a power cord by a wheelchair, etc, etc, etc. Our old HPs does not like it (surprise :)), but new Dells - that's awesome. Rock-solid and weight like a rock. You can use it as a hammer if you want to.

We had them all: HP, Dell, Dell Inspiron, Sony Vaio, Mac. Agree - Dell was the heaviest. "Solidno" as my husband would say imitating Russian. :-)

Hmmmm... Looks like that "solid" and "solidno" are coming from the same root.
Concrete wall - конкретная стенка (самопальный перевод одной компьютерной игрушки :)))

‽ hope the mark will be visible. :-)
The name for the mark is Interrobang


caret- (‸) made in written or printed matter to show the place where something is to be inserted.

80-е годы, первые видики, народ смотрит мериканьскую мувю. Там встречаются двое:

-How do you do??

All right!

И гнусавый голос переводчика:

- Как ты это делаешь?

- Всегда правой!

Hi to all!
I am not sure how this works but it does!
Have fun!
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50.
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1762 ..
If you haven't, add 1761..
6... Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

Mila, I tell you even more - this formula works even if you use rum, brandy or scotch instead of chocolate. Surprise... :)

I am not sure how this works but it does!


Not a rocket science at all :)
Let's say that X is number of shots you take each week (or day :) and Y is 4-digit year you were born.
The original statement looks like this:
(X * 2 + 5) * 50 + 1762 - Y
It can be easily transformed to this form (try to do it yourself :)
100X + 2012 - Y
2012 is the current year and (2012 - Y) is your age. Let's call it A (I hope that you are not 100 years old :)
And 100X + A gives you your 3-digit number. That's it :)

Right. Much noise to cover an idea :).

Random...
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents.

Love doesn't make the world go roundbut it makes the ride worthwhile.

Laughter is the medicine of life.

Falling in love is easy but staying in love is something very special.

Marriage is... finding that special person... you want to annoy forr the rest of your life))))