Snafu, Mila Love,

Thank you!

Good topik! Take me in your team? pleas!

To sevk
It's my great pleasure to take you on board!))))You are very welcome.

Mila, are you sure? From my understanding, a new candidate to our madhouse should be an experienced consumer of Beaujolais Nouveau, can cook a turkey using L-39 jet fighter, explain why an aircraft is "she", not "it", and write "Chesapeake", "Susquehanna", "Chincoteague" and "Milwaukee" without a mistake :)))

I am not sure at all..))
However I am rather adventureuos and would like to give him/her a go..
P.S. Between you and me only ;-) I can't spell ...Chesapeake", "Susquehanna", "Chincoteague" and "Milwaukee" without a mistake...myself ...;-)

P.S. Between you and me only ;-) I can't spell ...Chesapeake", "Susquehanna", "Chincoteague" and "Milwaukee" without a mistake...myself ...;-)

Me neither :) It's our old joke about English writing test for US citizenship :)

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Snafu, my own Russian test for a non-native speaker is to pronounce "цыплёнок" and I can assure you that you will get quite a few "variations"...))))

"Это не мыло" - is a good test in Russian for English speakers.

Sevk, never mind, we are just kidding each other. Welcome aboard!
(but "topic" and "please" if you don't mind :)

can cook a turkey using L-39 jet fighter, explain why an aircraft is "she", not "it",

Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go
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Don't ask just do it like a child.

Стервоточинка

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Really true words! They reminded me of this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v ...

True or fake:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v ...
what do you think? ;-)

Commercial! :-)

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Opinion - later.

Even the smallest version of 727 (Boeing 727-100) has zero-fuel weight about 45 tons. This weight distributed across 3 landing gears. Let's say that the nose gear takes 10% of the total weight - it's 4.5 tons. Now show me a pickup truck which can take such load and not break into pieces immediately - and I'll buy it for any price.

03/12/2011 [23:28:04]
I would think that it's a dream of airport emergency services or perhaps it's nearest future. It would have been possible if the truck could have undertaken the weight of the aircraft..

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I thought it was forever with our mankind, beginning from everybody's childhood. Remember a song: " Full stop, full stop and a comma"?
:-)

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There are just two things for me to add. That video's 727 has a nose from MD-11 at my view :-), and it deployed speedbrakes BEFORE touchdown. The last one is strictly prohibited on an final approach untill touchdown is assured. Especially on a FLARE phase it's really crazy.

The head of the Federal Aviation Administration has been placed on leave after he was arrested over the weekend in Virginia on a drunken driving charge.
J. Randolph Babbitt, 65, the F.A.A. administrator, was pulled over at 10:30 p.m. Saturday after an officer saw him driving on the wrong side of the road, two blocks from the police station in Fairfax, said Capt. Mike Artone, a spokesman for the police department. The officer arrested Mr. Babbitt after discovering that he was “under the influence of alcohol, ” Captain Artone said.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12 ...

Spanish name for computers. :-) Sorry, folks, but forum-s filter does not let some keys (like apostrophe and so on) go through.
A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish,
unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
(House) for instance, is feminine: (la casa.)
(Pencil, ) however, is masculine: (el lapiz.)

A student asked: What gender is (а computer)?
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into
two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men-s group decided that (a computer) should definitely be of the feminine gender (la computadora), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2.The native language they use to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women-s group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine (el computador), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still c a n n o t think for themselves;
3. They are s u p p o s e d to help you solve problems, but half the
time they ARE the problem; and
4. A s soon a s you commit to one, you realize that if you had
waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.


Girls rule! :-)

That filter s u c k s!
Sorry, folks.

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their tits and not listening to them.

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It must have been a man who invented that wonderful device. This is a really nice idea! To stare at the tits and to listen to them simultaneously!... Instead of that everlasting twittering. :-)

LOL.
Steve Jobs rules!

I see that a rather "serious" tits' debate is taking place ))))well, the world it's not all about the tits...;-)

well, the world it's not all about the tits...;-)

Hi, Mila!
Ok, not all. Must admit about food as well. Since love and hunger dominate the world (c) Johann von Schiller ;-)

Hi MSL! ;-)
Sure, food is much important "component" of our everyday life.
On Sunday went to our nearest supermarket to get some onions, walked inside, got carried away with half price products, left the shop with 2 full bags and realised... that we completely forgot about the onions!!)))

That's why you have to have a "to do" list. :-)

Go figure! Now all keys past through the filter!

We've worked out a better way of shopping, it's online and is delivered to our doorstep!))))That was a random shopping trip...just to have a bit of exercise...)))

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LOL

Tested. Confirmed. Approved.
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9 days of Christmas shopping left! Phew!

Hi guys and gals! I'm just back from the Riviera Maya. That was awesome... A great escape from the Washingtonian cold and drizzle. Reef diving, cavern diving, ocean fishing, zip lines, swimming and kayaking in underground rivers... Corona, Tequila, Margarita, Pina Colada, Zombi, Sex on the Beach... (those bastards does not have B-52 - shame of them, it would be a perfect topic to discuss in accordance with the forum rules and regulations)
Quote of the day:
- Do you like Sex on the Beach?
- I like it everywhere...

Hi, Snafu!
Looks like you did have a great time..on the beach...)))

Something that we can do to help ourselves.
Bayer is making crystal aspirin to dissolve under the tongue. They work much faster than the tablets.
Just a reminder to all: purchase a box, keep one in your car, pocketbook, wallet, bedside, etc.
Why keep aspirin by your bedside?
About Heart Attacks
There are other symptoms of an heart attack besides the pain on the left arm.
One must also be aware of an intense pain on the chin, as well as nausea and lots of sweating, however these symptoms may also occur less frequently.
Note: There may be NO pain in the chest during a heart attack

The majority of people (about 60%) who had a heart attack during their sleep, did not wake up.
However, if it occurs, the chest pain may wake you up from your deep sleep.
If that happens, immediately dissolve two aspirins in your mouth and swallow them with a bit of water.

Afterwards: CALL 911
- say "heart attack!"
- say that you have taken 2 aspirins.
- phone a neighbor or a family member who lives very close by
- take a seat on a chair or sofa near the front door, and wait for their arrival and...
DO NOT lie down

A Cardiologist has stated that, if each person, after receiving this e-mail, sends it to 10 people, probably one life can be saved!

I have already shared the information- - What about you?

Thank you, С т е р в о т о ч и н к a.

X-mas is coming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v ...

X-mas is coming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v ...

I got some neat animated Holidays greetings from our partners. Enjoy!

Airbus:

http://www.airbus.com/greeting ...


Cargolux:

http://www.cargolux.com/greeti ...

The longest night of the year. Temperature is +64F at 10 p.m.. Not fair!
I wanna a White Christmas.

Thanks, boba! I like both and they are so different...)))))

Hello everyone!
Wherever you are have a very Merry X-as and A Happy New Year!
Let's hope this is a good one!
Peace, Love, Hope!
http://travellingboard.net/wp- ...
and a song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v ...

Happy Boxing Day, people of England!

Thank you, people of America! Happy Boxing as well as walking, talking, celebrating, enjoying!