It's true that all men are born free and equal, but then some of them get married...

To keep the fire burning brightly there's one easy rule:
Keep the two logs together, near enough to keep each other warm and far enough apart - about a finger's breadth - for breathing room.
Good fire, good marriage, same rule. (Marnie Reed Crowell)

and a few more, which personally I liked

Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.
Paul Hornung

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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Katherine Hepburn

carry on reading for yourselves:

http://www.quotegarden.com/mar ...

I was looking for interpretation of the term "float" applied to an aircraft and found this:

To float, to glide,
To be within the breeze.
To duck and dodge,
To fly amongst the clouds.
To see the world, so clean and crisp,
To rise above the crowds.
To feel, to be.
The one who flies the flight.
To lift and swoop
To take in such delight.

When they told me that by the year 2100 women would rule the world, my reply was,
"Still?"
Sir Winston Churchill

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Marilyn Monroe

Women are like teabags: you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot
water.
Eleanor Roosevelt

Heathrow Tower visit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v ...

Hi boys and girls!
Let's do some tests to to show your true abilities, including your memory..Lets' go and have some fun...:-)

There are 4 questions. Don't miss one.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before the right answer will be provided.

2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

3... The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All of the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend?

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

This is hilarious!
A korean teacher do a bit of a "job"..)))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?f ...

If your child need to "clear his/her acts", improove knowleadge in some academic subjects or just for fun:
http://www.khanacademy.org/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ ...

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before the right answer will be provided.

It takes 3 steps:
- Open the fridge door
- Put giraffe into the fridge
- Close the door

2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Well, this one is a little bit more complicated. It takes 4 steps:
- Open the fridge door
- Take out the giraffe
- Put elephant into the fridge
- Close the door

3... The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All of the animals attend...except one. Which animal does not attend?

Elephant, of course. He is sitting in a fridge

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

No problem. All crocodiles are on "all hands meeting" hosted by Lion King. Just swim. But be aware of piranhas, they are not anymals and, therefore, were not invited to the meeting.
(To be honest, I'm not sure about crocodiles as well - are they animals or not? What is the definition of "animal" in English? Is bird animal? Fish? Worm? Ant? Mosquito? Anyway - you better have a couple of TNT or dynamite sticks and throw them into the river before you cross it).

What a wonderfully world!
http://www.youtube.com/embed/a ...

Snafu
Excellent! I hope you didn't cheat on that one ;-)

Sure I did :) I heared this joke about 10 years ago. Also, I didn't remember how to spell "piranha" and had to google it :)

There is a new issue of Britannica vocabulary is coming. I wonder will it have a verb "to google" or not?

and so did I..))It's an old joke but not only, it's also a good grammar exercise too..))

Well, there is another one for all of us,as I don't seem to know the answer to this logical chain..;-)

A vegetable oil is made from a vegetable
an olive oil is made from an olive

and a baby oil is made ....

Any ideas?

I wonder will it have a verb "to google" or not?
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I think it should as well as a new verb to Kerzhakov - to shoot and miss when it's almost impossible to do so..))))

Kerzhakov it is very important verb:)))

Cowardly kerzhakoved balls :))).

Poor Amelia Earhart... Looks like she survived and died later on from starvation:
http://news.discovery.com/hist ...

Poor Amelia... One of the best world aviators of the 1930-th. Second trans-atlantic solo flight in the world (and the first woman's trans-atlantic solo), first solo flight from US West Coast to Hawaii, first non-stop flight from Mexico to New York, a couple of world records and international air races. Almost completed her world-around flight when missed (about 80% of the route was behind the tail by that point). A life-long dream of Valery Chkalov (to fly around the world) - but he didn't even get a chance to start a preparation, just dreamed. Amelia tried and died trying.
There is a couple of versions of her missing. According to one of them, she and her co-pilot has been saved and captured by Japanese Army or Navy. Some people saw white man and woman arrived to Japanese prison on Saipan island approximately at that time. According to rumors, both stayed at the prison for a couple of years and has been executed when Battle of Okinawa began. It's hard to get any further evidences now, after the Pacific War - most of witnesses died, and there is a lot of unrecognized plane wrecks and human bones in the area now.

Never' ve heard about Japanese version. Interesting.

I know that "Wiki is not a trusted source", but an article about Amelia (in English) is large, detailed, has a lot of references to independent sources - and may be a pretty good starting point:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A ...

It includes both versions: TIGHAR ("Gardner Island hypothesis" section) and Japanese ("Saipan claims" one), as well as a whole bunch of others.

О чём тут спич? :)))

Felicita
Here we talk in English about..everything ; -)))

I like this definition - God particle! - big deal. :-)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ ...

I would not be so enthusiastic. Based on thousand of years of human race history (and especially last 100 years), a new theory, technology or innovation always being implemented as a weapon first (in some cases - a weapon of mass destruction), then goes to the civilian market. Bronze, iron, steel, alloys, gunpowder, steamers, cars, aircraft, submarines, spaceships, satellites, you name it... Yes, A-bomb and H-bomb too.
So I would expect a "bozon bomb" rather than cheap and clean power plant in each and every basement or car. People are very strange and irresponsible animals :(

Это вы от народа шифруетесь?
А по-немецки часом никто не говорит? Мы с английским характерами не сошлись...

Яйко, млеко давай давай. Нихт шиссен хер оффцир, их нихт бин руссишен партизанен...

По немецки только "хальт", "хэнде хох", "шнапс" и "Гитлер капут". Ах да, еще "вальтер" и "парабеллум". Ну и бессмертное "Das ist aber eine Hure, sie will nicht mit mir schlafen" :)))

Когда-то в Израиле я пел по немецки еврейской немке

Ohne dich kann ich nicht sein – Ohne dich,
Mit dir bin ich auch allein - Ohne dich.
Ohne dich zähle ich die Stunden – Ohne dich,
Mit dir stehen die Sekunden – Lohnen nicht.


Ах молодость....

Jedem das seine - must know everyone....

Ну, ваще...Полиглоты!)))

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http://definicion.dictionarist ...

Это мне? Для общего развития?

Амбулатория,

Это Вам))))

http://de.wiktionary.org/wiki/ ...

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Амбулатория,

Это Вам))))

http://de.wiktionary.org/wiki/ ...
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А что не так?

Амбулатория,
Ich glaube, dass Sie die Deutsche sprache bevorzugen. :-)

Ja, richtig))

Genau :))).

Из немецкого чёрного юмора:
Frau beim Arzt:"Herr Doktor, ist das eine seltene Krankheit, die ich habe?"
"Aber nein! Die Friedhöfe sind voll damit!"

А мы еще и по латыни могем:

In vivo veritas
Dura lex sed lex
Quod licet Jovi, non licet bovi
Praemonitus praemunitus
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Quod erat demonstrandum
Sapienti sat

И вообще, lingua latina non penis canina est :)
http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/% ...

Латинские выражения очень люблю. Коротко, но ёмко. Римское право, афоризмы и акведуки- самое ценное из наследства древних римлян. А, ну дороги ещё.

А еще календарь, названия планет, гладиаторские бои и христианство (причем обе ветви - и римская, и византийская). И футбольная команда "Спартак" :)

Опытный
боец
Snafu | форум автора сообщения

А еще календарь, названия планет, гладиаторские бои и христианство (причем обе ветви - и римская, и византийская). И футбольная команда "Спартак" :)
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А вот это спорно. Календарь, скорее всего, пришёл от шумеров и вавилонян через греков и этрусков, названия планет -видоизменённые греческие, христианство из Иудеи (только как гос.религия -это да,Константин постарался). И что имеем на выходе? Только футбольную команду "Спартак"!))
Русский здесь оффтоп, прошу прощения.

Ну давайте по пунктам :)
1. Загадка: кем введен юлианский календарь (к слову, используется РПЦ по настоящее время)? Подсказка: этого человека звали Юлий (точнее, Гай Юлий), и знаменит он не только этим :)
2. Планеты. Так все-таки Меркурий - Венера - Марс - Юпитер - Сатурн - Нептун - Плутон или Гермес - Афродита - Арес - Зевс - Хронос - Посейдон - Аид? Причем во всех языках, что характерно. Исключение - Уран, да и то потому, что в римской мифологии нет аналога.
3. А это ничего, что Иудея и Галилея - на тот момент римские провинции? А Понтий Пилат - прокуратор Иудеи (на наши деньги - губернатор Чукотки, назначенный из Кремля :)
Но мы действительно злоупотребляем терпением милой Милы. А посему - Roger, out (в смысле - все понял, конец связи).

Snafu,

From latin for the most part I got Bon Jovi :)))

"Quod licet Jovi, non licet bovi"

It's OK, Snafu! As long as people find this thread an appropriate place for discussion and not for fighting...;-)))

The Virgin Allantic fleet of aircraft...
http://www.virgin-atlantic.com ...
The names of their planes are quite....distinctive...)) It's just 8 days before I am bording one of those, I reckon that it's going to be African Queen....)))

Best regard and salute from San Francisco to everybody! ;-)